An Orgy of Sin, Decadence, and Line-dancing

Every time I've heard people complaining about the lavishness of Emperor W's re-coronation orgy of sin, decadence, and line-dancing these past few days, I've found myself singing AC/DC's Big Balls:

And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Which irritates me all the more, because I don't even like that song.

Good Lord, that man pisses me off. I just have to think happy thoughts right now, as I listen to his gums flapping on the TV. You should think happy thoughts, too! **cough cough, William Henry Harrison, cough cough**

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Speaking of irritants, I just got this e-mail:

This message is for WSU alumni only - please do not forward this e-mail
to other than WSU alums, as the casting call is exclusively for Wayne
State University alumni!

Are you up for the challenge? NBC is looking for WSU alumni who have
what it takes to dominate the world of big business. Mark Burnett and
NBC are currently on the lookout for the next Apprentice.

COME MEET THE CASTING DIRECTORS!

Thursday, February 3, 2005

Wayne State University

So what do you think? Do I have the makings of the next Apprentice?