Another Space-Filler.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Bill S.
Birthday:	October 6
Birthplace:	Livonia, Michigan
Current Location:	Ditto
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	Brown, graying
Height:	6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	German, mostly. With some French in there, too.
The Shoes You Wore Today:	New Balance hiking boots I inherited from my brother.
Your Weakness:	That would be telling.
Your Fears:	Falling, teenagers, straight men.
Your Perfect Pizza:	Green peppers, black olives, onions, feta cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Employment!
Thoughts First Waking Up:	"Monday already?"
Your Best Physical Feature:	Eyes. And my height.
Your Bedtime:	3:00 AM
Your Most Missed Memory:	Something. I forgot.
Pepsi or Coke:	Oh no, you ain't gonna involve me in your Cola Wars!
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Burger King, because it's slightly less evil, and has (had?) Veggie Burgers.
Single or Group Dates:	Single, I guess. Group dating sounds like something Moonies do.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	It's winter: why would I drink Iced Tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Yes.
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Cappuccino, because it's less like a coffee, and more like dessert.
Do you Smoke:	No.
Do you Swear:	Fuck no, asshole. Oh wait, yeah, I do.
Do you Sing:	Yes, but I only sound decent when I'm alone. When other people are around, I sound like bollocks.
Do you Shower Daily:	Fuck yeah.
Have you Been in Love:	Oh yeah.
Do you want to go to College:	What, again? I've had enough studying for at least the next decade.
Do you want to get Married:	Not particularly. I'm like the wind, baby.
Do you belive in yourself:	I believe I exist. What's with the Matrix-y question?
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Not since I hit puberty.
Do you think you are Attractive:	I would date me, although I'd be a fixer-upper for me.
Are you a Health Freak:	Not unless a health freak can enjoy pastries.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yes-no. Depends on the day. (Overall, yes.)
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Hell yeah; I love them. Although I don't like getting stuck in them much.
Do you play an Instrument:	I "played" a baritone in high school.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Yes. What's with the Capital Letters, Einstein?
In the past month have you Smoked:	No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	No. *sob*
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yes, it was totally tubular!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Yes, although it was bought at CostCo.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	No.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No, it is too cold.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	No.
Ever been Drunk:	Occasionally, although not often.
Ever been called a Tease:	Yes. Rather unfairly, too, I think.
Ever been Beaten up:	No. That's one of the benefits of being built like an ox.
Ever Shoplifted:	Yes, until I was caught.
How do you want to Die:	Not soon, and not alone. And preferably not in too much pain.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	EMPLOYED!
What country would you most like to Visit:	Spain. I love-um me them Spanish men!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	Brown.
Favourite Hair Color:	Brown.
Short or Long Hair:	Short. Long hair is a tool of the devil in either gender; Crystal Gayle must be defeated!
Height:	6'+, any shorter than that, and I would start feeling all Mutt 'n' Jeff.
Weight:	I like big butts, among other body parts, so... No twinks.
Best Clothing Style:	Clean, well-dressed, but not obsessively so. Should not wear leg warmers or Grateful Dead t-shirts, even in an ironic fashion.
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Is this me, or my "In a Boy/Girl..."?
Number of CDs I own:	I'll assume this is for me: way too many. Would you like a few?
Number of Piercings:	2; I had my ears pierced, although I haven't worn anything in them since 1996. They haven't closed up, though.
Number of Tattoos:	None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Let's put it this way: I can get 'em for you wholesale.
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