Showing posts with label Christ I'm old. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christ I'm old. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Happy Anniversary, Clark and Morticia

So, I'm another year older -- AND DEEPER IN DEBT! Yesterday was my, *cough*, 35th birthday, and boy isn't that terrific.

Not that I have any complaints about the day itself -- everyone at work seemed to be wishing me happy birthday, I got a lot of best wishes from my scattered friends via Facebook and MySpace. Jolie even sent me a card with dogs on it! (Hi, Jolie!) I got cookies and Play-Doh and Tootsie rolls as presents from my co-workers.

After work, I went out for sushi (a traditional Bill birthday celebration) with my friend Stephen -- he paid. Yay! Afterwards, we went to his place to hang out, watch "How I Met Your Mother," and eat carrot cake, and he gave me my birthday present: a framed print of the famous Hang In There, Baby poster, done in the style of Soviet propaganda, like this...

Hang in there, baby!...only kittier.

It was originally my idea, and I was the one who did the translation, ("Вы должны продолжить бороться, товарищ" : "You must continue to struggle, comrade"), although I make no claims to the accuracy of the translation. Thank you, Google translation tool! Nevertheless, it looks fantabulous, with the hammer and sickle and the yelling kitty in a Stalin hat. I wish I could put a copy online, but Stephen made it for me, and it's not my place to post it online. When he finally creates a Cafe Press shop to sell it on T-shirts, I will be sure to post the link. I have the picture hanging in my office.

This rivals the birthday coconut (which I still have) in terms of cool birthday presents.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Venus and Mars

On Mars, I am only a demure 18 years old. Unfortunately, on Venus, I'm 55. It's a good thing men are from Mars; no wonder women always seem so much more mature.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Happy 34th Birthday To Me!

I am now officially in my mid-30s. Nertz.

Coincidentally, this is also my 401st post. Who knew I had so much to say?