When Hags Reproduce...

As you all know, I am not one to normally encourage breeding, but this deserves some comment: Julie and Mike (although Julie did most of the work, naturally -- or with the aid of medication, I have no idea) delivered their first baby last Friday. From the mass e-mail notification:

He was about three weeks early but very healthy and he wasn't considered premature. [Disgusting biological details omitted for you protection]... so we rushed to the hospital and came home two days later with little [name withheld to protect the "innocent"]. He's 19 inches and 5 pounds 11 ounces so he's a little guy with long legs and arms. If he's anything like his daddy he'll probably be taller than me by the time he's 12 years old!

I think I know what Baby is going to get for his first birthday!!

(In addition to getting him the obligatory copy of Everybody Poops.)