Showing posts with label what the hell is wrong with everyone else?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label what the hell is wrong with everyone else?. Show all posts

Friday, November 28, 2008

ARE WE NOT MEN?

How the fuck does this happen? Or, more to the point, why did it happen?

When they were saying they had to leave, that an employee got killed, people were yelling 'I've been on line since yesterday morning,'" she said. "They kept shopping."

What the hell is wrong with people? Will Wal-Mart be held liable for putting their employees in harms' way, for whipping customers up into a frothing rage at the prospect of getting an $800 plasma TV, and then not having safeguards in place to protect their underpaid associates? Will the customers themselves be held liable? Or is this just the requisite blood offering for the God of Always Low Prices™?

CRUSHED BENEATH THE WHEELS OF CAPITALISM


Just remember: He is a cruel and vengeful God.

ADDED: Our friends at Get Off The Internet have a selection of thoughtful and appropriate responses to the tragedy from the NY Daily News website. It gave me a lot to consider; for instance, did you know that it's all Obama's fault that this happened?

It's shit like this that has me welcoming the Apocalypse of 2012 with open arms.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Holy $#!%

Someone just crashed into the building right under my window.

Can we say 'breathalyzer'?
Let me repeat: SOMEONE JUST CRASHED INTO THE BUILDING RIGHT UNDER MY WINDOW.

My immediate response, to give you that "On-the-scene" feeling:
Bill (2/24/2008 2:17:44 AM): DUDE#
Bill (2/24/2008 2:17:55 AM): SOMEONE JUST CRASHED INTO THE DOWNSTAIRS
Bill (2/24/2008 2:18:06 AM): LIKE RIGHT INTO IT!@
Eric (2/24/2008 2:18:06 AM): OH SHIT
Eric (2/24/2008 2:18:20 AM): did someone call 911
Bill (2/24/2008 2:19:14 AM): yes
Bill (2/24/2008 2:20:25 AM): holy shit. LOL
Cops are on the scene, the driver was walked to the ambulance. I am suddenly happy that I live on the second floor -- that is, until the wall caves in later tonight. Sweet dreams!