Fun & Games

My roommate and I are having an ongoing game where we hide a pocket-sized, Spanish-language, pornographic comic book that he bought at a gas station (and which served as our sole coffee table book) for the other person to find. It started when I hid it under his pillow; it has since been hidden in my shower, his dish cupboard, my closet, and his car. Tonight I found it in the DVD case for the second season of "Arrested Development". The ball is now in his court; I won't elaborate, in case he's more wily than I have been led to believe so far. The status of this game was briefly in doubt, when I accidentally set off his car alarm last night while trying to hide it. He called me on it, and I declared the game over, since I was completely humiliated at my own lack of stealth. But tonight when I got home from work I found a note entreating me to never say die, to never surrender; really, how can I say no?

The book itself is fascinating for the enormous size of the asses of both the male and female characters. It really is remarkable.