Well, OK, so the words "scorched colon" do make me feel the slightest twang of pity, but I swear, that's all!
I like this quote from an "incredulous safety expert":
"Let's not forget these are explosives. They come with specific instructions about how they should be used."If it were the United States, we could look forward to warnings on all packages of fireworks instructing us that it is not safe to shoot them out of the human body.
I just got an even worse image: some guy shooting a bottle rocket out of his dick. It's just a matter of time, because we're all Devo!
Song: 5000 Volts, "I'm On Fire"
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It gives a whole new and unpleasantly vivid meaning to the old rebuke "blow it out your ass." In Technicolor, even.
Remember: If you tell someone "blow it out your ass", and then they indeed do blow it out their ass, you can be considered legally liable under new legislation up for debate in congress...
JUST SAY DON'T!!
Only a British soldier would do this.
I think you are underestimating the general doltishness of some of our American soldiers, though.
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